It's time to begin, isn't it?

BRE IS THE WORST.

rhilex:

That was a MIGHTY CRUEL trick you played there.

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Sorry guys…I have to go reevaluate my entire life

BRE IS THE WORST.

rhilex:

rhilexthegreat: omg sam
rhilexthegreat: oh shit three blasts
rhilexthegreat: DON’T KILL SAM
rhilexthegreat: TELL ME SAM LIVES
warblerssong: he dies
warblerssong: jk
warblerssong: i’m kidding
warblerssong: i promise
warblerssong: he lives.
rhilexthegreat: …THAT’S NOT FUNNY
warblerssong: xD I’M SORRY
rhilexthegreat: I HATE YOU

YOU’RE TELLING ME I’M WORSE THAN JOFFREY?????

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“This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… We have… Dragons.”


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